Piece of cake  − 1 July, 2008

 My colonoscopy was a piece of cake. I was awake to watch my bowels on the screen. They were nice and clean, thank goodness. I guess I did a good job cleaning them out last night. When a nurse leaned in front of the monitor to help the other nurse, I wanted to say, “Down in front!”

They said I did great. I am not the zombie that I was told I would be. So far I have walked the dog, sent some e-mail, talked to a neighbor about tree trimming, had breakfast at a diner, and written this blog post.

I guess if I ever wanted to enter a film in the Ann Arbor film Festival, I could get ahold of the tape from my procedure, overlay some creepy music, and cut in some segments of a horror movie.

Oh, I was also told that this was the one time I would ever be given permission in public to “let her rip”. Unfortunately, I didn’t have all that much ripping to do. Too bad!

Comments:

edunn (July 1, 2008. 10:04pm)

I am glad that is behind you! Get it? Behind? Sorry...couldn't help myself. Butt seriously I am glad it is over!

peahayes (July 2, 2008. 12:35am)

This is pathetic. I didn't get it until you pointed it out! But you made me laugh.

intrepideddie (July 2, 2008. 12:49am)

So, uh, when will the video be up on YouTube?

peahayes (July 2, 2008. 03:36am)

I will release that information a need to know basis.

kga245 (July 3, 2008. 03:54pm)

@Emily. You "crack" me up.

PandoraBox (July 3, 2008. 04:22pm)

Good to know things will be okay. Have no jokes to add...but am giggling too loudly for work !

peahayes (July 4, 2008. 02:20am)

So am I the butt of a bunch of jokes, or what?!

kga245 (July 6, 2008. 05:36pm)

Let's just say we're glad to have you back!